08 March 2010 @ 02:15 am
WTF, BEE? - An X-Files "F**k You Bee!" Picspam  


As many of you know, Dana Scully, FBI is going up against Donna Noble over at [livejournal.com profile] f_march_madness. And it's a hell of a race. I have absolutely nothing against Ms. Noble, for I've no doubt if I would've continued watching Doctor Who, she'd be my favorite companion. That said, Dana Scully deserves your vote. She made Sci-Fi cool, guys. And what's more, she made the rest of the world realize it. Her tiny gun-toting self pwned bad guys. And endured a lot. A lot more than what most women, fictional or not.

And she was cockblocked by a bee. BY A BEE!!!

If you haven't already voted for her, or if you've voted Donna Noble, please consider voting for Dana Scully.










MULDER: I need you on this, Scully.

SCULLY: You don't need me, Mulder. You never have. I've just held you back.

(Mulder looks at her with that hurt puppy dog look in his eyes. She drops her eyes from his and turns to leave.)

SCULLY: I gotta go.

(He waits for a moment, then Mulder follows her out into the hallway.)

MULDER: You wanna tell yourself that so you can quit with a clear conscience, you can, but you're wrong!

(She stops and turns to face him.)

SCULLY: Why did they assign me to you in the first place, Mulder? To debunk your work, to rein you in, to shut you down.

MULDER: But you saved me! As difficult and as frustrating as it's been sometimes, your goddamned strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times over! You've kept me honest ... you've made me a whole person. I owe you everything ... Scully, and you owe me nothing.

(Through this speech, Scully looks at him in shock as his honesty flows out. Her eyes begin to fill with tears.)

MULDER: I don't know if I wanna do this alone... I don't even know if I can ... and if I quit now, they win.

(Scully's tears begin to silently flow. Her lovely bottom lip quivering with emotion, she falls into him, holding him tightly as his arms enfold her. She closes her eyes as her tears fall onto his shoulder. She pulls back and kisses him on his forehead, then gently rests her own forehead on his, still crying. Mulder slowly pulls her face back so he can look at her, his hands resting on the back of her head. She looks into his eyes, her hands resting on the back of his head as well. Her tears flow, her lip quivers, she sees something in his eyes which tells her they're both thinking the same thing, at least to me, anyway. They both lean in for The Kiss ... lips do touch for a brief, shining second ... then she suddenly grabs the back of her own neck and says ...)

SCULLY: Ow!

MULDER: (thinking he's done something wrong) I'm sorry.

SCULLY: Something stung me.

(Mulder reaches down and plucks out the bee, holding it in his fingers, its little legs squirming in the air.)

MULDER: Must've gotten in your shirt.

SCULLY: Mulder ... something's wrong.




^^ click to vote for Dr. Dana Scully, FBI. ^^



- For everyone that Scully made Sci-Fi acceptable for.
- I colored the caps myself, so if you want an icon out of a cap (or anything else), let me know, and I'll gladly make it for you.
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- Transcript from here.
 
 
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[identity profile] lrbcn.livejournal.com on March 9th, 2010 02:42 pm (UTC)
Fuck the bee indeed. But as frustrating as it was back then now I can see that we might have not been able to get as many beautiful moments later on as we did had that kissed occured back then. So fuck you bee but thanks :)
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:26 pm (UTC)
I can see that too, but I mean... I was growing as frustrated as them, you know? And that movie would've made so much more money had they finally gotten it on.
[identity profile] cherrydarling-7.livejournal.com on March 9th, 2010 03:06 pm (UTC)
SCULLY FTW!
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:26 pm (UTC)
Forever for the win. :D
[identity profile] icedteainthebag.livejournal.com on March 9th, 2010 03:50 pm (UTC)
And she was cockblocked by a bee. BY A BEE!!!

SERIOUSLY, WTF. Still, over a decade later. WTF.
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:27 pm (UTC)
I don't think a single person can actually look at that moment and not be frustrated over it being a bee that totally did the cockblock.
[identity profile] indigoisbetter.livejournal.com on March 9th, 2010 04:03 pm (UTC)
GO SCULLY! OWN IT.
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:28 pm (UTC)
THERE IS MUCH TO FOREVER BE OWNED.
[identity profile] crazyvictoria.livejournal.com on March 9th, 2010 04:24 pm (UTC)
look, donna, i'm happy for you and imma let you finish, but dana scully is the best redheaded sidekick of ALL TIME.
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 9th, 2010 04:32 pm (UTC)
LOL.

Also, SIDEKICK?! BITCH, STEP OFF, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO SCULLY IS?!

:P
[identity profile] crazyvictoria.livejournal.com on March 9th, 2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
IT WAS THE ONLY WORD THAT WORKED. OBVS SCULLY WAS 100X MORE THAN A SIDEKICK

BITCH OF COURSE I DO I CREATED T-SHIRT DESIGNS FOR THE 2ND MOVIE BEFORE IT WAS EVEN A RUMOUR STEP OOOFF
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:28 pm (UTC)
BITCH OF COURSE I DO I CREATED T-SHIRT DESIGNS FOR THE 2ND MOVIE BEFORE IT WAS EVEN A RUMOUR STEP OOOFF

GODS, I LOVE YOU.
[identity profile] ozmissage.livejournal.com on March 9th, 2010 04:28 pm (UTC)
OMG, that damn bee. But how beautiful is this scene? Guh. Just epic. This is an awesome picspam.

I love Donna Noble to pieces, but I had to vote Scully. I mean she's frakking Scully. ;)
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:29 pm (UTC)
I HATE THAT DAMN BEE.

Totally beautiful. TOTALLY.

I mean, the stuff they forever told each other is just epic. Oh, I love them.
[identity profile] anythingbutgrey.livejournal.com on March 9th, 2010 07:41 pm (UTC)
YESSSSSSS
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:30 pm (UTC)
INDEED!
[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/spyglass_/ on March 9th, 2010 07:44 pm (UTC)
I STILL HATE THAT DAMN BEE.
[identity profile] drakenphoenix.livejournal.com on March 9th, 2010 10:39 pm (UTC)
Me too. Evol things that they are XD.
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:43 pm (UTC)
I absolutely love your icon. :D
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:30 pm (UTC)
I WOULD'VE SET THEM ON FIRE.
[identity profile] riddledfate.livejournal.com on March 9th, 2010 08:06 pm (UTC)
Damn them bees. But I agree with the first comment up there: as much as I hated that a bee (a freaking bee!) interrupted such a glorious moment, we wouldn't have had a lot of epic moments later on in the series between M&S, so.. ok, still: death to the bees!

Awesome picspam :)
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:32 pm (UTC)
I completely agree. I mean, we wouldn't have "Touchstone" without this cockblock. BUT STILL. I mean, come on. It had been five years. Scully was walking around with blue balls.

Also, thank you! :D
[identity profile] forgethetime.livejournal.com on March 9th, 2010 08:22 pm (UTC)
That moment is just my favourite scene ♥ thanks for the spam =)
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:33 pm (UTC)
I loved it. Minus the fact that the bee is a horrid whore.

Thank you for commenting. :)
[identity profile] websofseaweed.livejournal.com on March 9th, 2010 08:56 pm (UTC)
DIE, BEE, DIEEEE. grr. awesome picspam, though. ;)
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:34 pm (UTC)
THOSE FEELINGS EXACTLY!!!

EXACTLY THOSE FEELINGS.

Also, thank you. :D
[identity profile] echo-fish.livejournal.com on March 9th, 2010 11:33 pm (UTC)
Oh, bee. Scully never catches a break. But man, your picspam is gorgeous. And I still, after all these years, love this scene. The way Scully's face changes as Mulder leans in, the way he cradles her head after. Lovely. Oh, show.

And she won that round! Whoo hoo!


(sadly, I have no xf icon, so i'm using this one of another awesome redhead in tribute)
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:36 pm (UTC)
Scully never can. I mean, she's all about to get herself some Mulder loving, and then out of all of the things, she gets cockblocked by a bee. That's actually worse than being cockblocked by a jellyfish. However, I would not be surprised if in the writer's room they were like "How can we truly screw up Scully? LET US THROW A MAN OF WAR AT HER!". I'm serious. They totally thought so.

SHE DID. I was so excited that Scully made it past the Dr. Who awesomeness round.
[identity profile] britishwannabe1.livejournal.com on March 9th, 2010 11:49 pm (UTC)


I only wish I had been into XF when I was a young one, BECAUSE I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THAT THEATRE THROWING POPCORN AT THE SCREAM YELLING DOOMSDAY.

In other news, your coloring is absolutely bootiful ♥
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:39 pm (UTC)
Let me tell you what it was like to be into the XF as a young child.

When Scully tells the group that Mulder killed himself, I felt so sick to my stomach, that food did not sit well with me for about two weeks. I didn't want to eat, that's how into this show I was. And Mulder was totally my imaginary boyfriend.

When this happened in the theatre? I may have screamed. Actually, I think all of us screamed. My mom screamed and at that time she didn't watch the show.

It was epic!

In other news, you're adorably awesome.
[identity profile] britomarti.livejournal.com on March 10th, 2010 12:29 am (UTC)
beautiful beautiful episode. I miss X-files.
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:40 pm (UTC)
I miss them too.

*hands S4 DVDS*
[identity profile] gimp-homegurl.livejournal.com on March 10th, 2010 01:35 am (UTC)
Voted for her. ^_^
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:40 pm (UTC)
You go with your bad self. :D
[identity profile] gimp-homegurl.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 03:59 pm (UTC)
Hee!
[identity profile] happy-harper13.livejournal.com on March 10th, 2010 03:46 am (UTC)
She beat Donna! Though now she's up against Buffy :O
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:40 pm (UTC)
Scully up against Buffy is heartbreaking. But it had to be done.
[identity profile] spriink.livejournal.com on March 10th, 2010 03:57 am (UTC)
When I first saw this movie... GUH. This part is torturous!

Awesome picspam. :)
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:41 pm (UTC)
Torturous is totally the start of how to describe it. Incredibly evil would be the other.

Awesome comments. :D
[identity profile] partofthequeue.livejournal.com on March 10th, 2010 11:29 am (UTC)
WTF BEE, INDEED!
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:42 pm (UTC)
THAT BEE IS CLEARLY A MINION OF EVIL.
iulieki[personal profile] iulieki on March 11th, 2010 05:23 am (UTC)
hahaah I remember watching this movie in theaters when I was like, twelve and even then I was like "UGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A BEE?!"
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:43 pm (UTC)
Everyone and their mom was like "UGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A BEE?!".

This is why I cheer when my grandfather sets them on fire. Also, I think I'm allergic.
[identity profile] mana1023.livejournal.com on March 12th, 2010 09:14 pm (UTC)
lol. I saw this posted at [livejournal.com profile] fandom_picspam and I thought, Maidel would love this. Turns out I was right. ;)
[identity profile] xmaidelx.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2010 01:43 pm (UTC)
LOL.

You are absolutely right, I do love this. :D